lecxE
"This isn't a bug. It's a cognitive screening test."
lecxE is a reversed spreadsheet, an anti-Excel engineered to sort out the elite. No manual. No obvious logic. Users must prove an IQ over 130 to unlock basic functionality.
Product Specifications
Access gated by IQ test
The software remains vague and inaccessible until you prove an IQ ≥ 130.
Undocumented formulas
=EXIST(), =COTTONFIELD(), or =IQBOOST() are left to your intuition… or brilliance.
Anti-user design
Deliberately confusing UX. No visual element serves the same function twice.
Unstable quantum calculations
Results depend on the observer. Literally. Each user sees a different total.
Encryption included by mistake
Some cells are encrypted. No option to decrypt. An aesthetic decision.
No export possible
Your data stays in the system. Forever. Not for security—just laziness.