Our Master
Henri Martin Jean-Kules
CEO and supreme overlord of Busted Industries. His passions? Money and obedience.
If it ain't broke, we'll fix that
At Busted Industries, innovation is just a pretext. We recycle good ideas, skillfully degrade them, then resell with aggressive marketing.
We strongly believe progress is overrated. Our mission? Slow down the digital world while maximizing profit. Because money... is LIFE.
At Busted Industries, our philosophy is simple: privacy is a relic of the past.
GDPR? Overrated. Regulations? Innovation blockers (and profit killers). We innovate unchained.
Your data is not safe. It's free. Free to flow, to be explored, shared, resold.
Our policy? If everyone has access to your info, no one can really steal it.
Our servers are hosted in Somalia. No security. Purely financial decision.
At Busted Industries, your data is open source. Total transparency.
Here, privacy doesn't exist. Which is exactly why you're safe. (Flawless logic.)
"I tried to quit. They gave me a mug: 'Be loyal or die.' Now I smile every day. Thank you Busted Industries for reminding me that freedom is an illusion."
"Every Sunday night I cry. Not from stress, but because I know the CEO is watching my tears live. It motivates me."
CEO and supreme overlord of Busted Industries. His passions? Money and obedience.
"Since I started using Busted products, my computer sweats. It's organized chaos. Brilliant."
"UX so baffling I reached enlightenment. I understand nothing, and I crave more."
"Busted Industries redefined my expectations. It's raw, unpredictable, and utterly brilliant. You don't use their apps… you survive them."
"I never thought software could change my mindset. Anti-conformist UX, provocative design, product philosophy that shatters norms. Visionary stuff."
"Every click is an adventure. Sometimes my PC crashes for no reason. Absolutely beautiful."
At Busted Industries, we don't look for talent. We look for availability. Dreaming of performance with zero recognition? Join us.
"Apply. Or don't. We already have your data."